This Blog is about nothing, absolutely nothing at all.
So why did you open it ? Did you think you would gain something ? Did you think you would learn something ?
Well whatever the reason, you were wrong !
Reading this blog will tell you nothing, so you might as well stop reading now !
There is no news in this blog, no politics, no gossip, no last minute up-to-date reports. There is no health news, law reforms or current statistics contained in this blog about nothing.
No Information At All !
So you may as well stop reading now !
You aren't going to learn a thing by reading this blog !
Are you STILL reading ?
Why are you still reading this blog about nothing ? Look, quit now while you're still ahead ! Honest this blog will tell you nothing.
I don't believe it ! You are still reading !!
Do you realise you have read now for over a minute and what exactly have you learned ?
Look, let's approach this sensibly, sit down.
Why don't you find a newspaper or a novel, maybe even an excyclopedia or something. That way you will benifit and gain something for your reading effort.... See you later ! Bye ...
You're still here !!
Stop reading this NOW ! you empty headed pea brain.
Sigh ... Your still reading aren't you ... YES !
You can't help yourself can you ?
You can't stop !
You must keep going and read this blog about nothing !
You are going to read on regardless !
I take it you don't have a newspaper or encyclopedia handy. Go read a cereal packet then. You won't learn anything if you keep readingn, go on off you go.
YOU CLOWN !
YOU GIT !
You are learning nothing ! You are wasting your time !
Close this page NOW ! Here's your big chance.
You can't stop reading can you ?
You're addicted. Maybe I could get you to eat a cow pad, you're obviously easily amused.
You can't help yourself, you must satisfy your pathetic curiosity.
SHAPE UP !!
One last chance -- " STOP READING NOW "
Well, here you are still reading.
You are learning nothing, you know that don't you ?
You are wasting your time sitting behind that monitor reading this blog but you can't control yourself can you ?
Just watch this ....
See ! ... Your still here !
I knew you would be, you can't help yourself !!
Go for a walk.
Go earn some money.
Go rob a bank.
Go do something -- ANYTHING !
Don't just sit there reading about NOTHING !
Still reading, eh ?
Ok bucko, if you don't stop reading this trash NOW it will corrupt your monitor and explode.
Well, arn't you a tough nut to crack !!
Even threats can't stop you reading - wasting your time.
Do you always vegitate this way ?
What teh hell do you hope to gain ?
Look I've just about had enough and take my word for it, there is absolutely NOTHING worth anything in this blog, NOTHING ! so shut the web page down now you jerk !
Why ? Why? Why
This is rediculous. here you are reading about NOTHING !!!
Another minute gone, you should be ashamed of yourself !!
Can't stop yourself can you !
No Willpower !!
Still here ?
And Yes you're still reading even though there was only dots to read !
It's pitiful .....
THIS IS IT !
I HAVE HAD YOU AND YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES !
You my friend have a face like a buckled burp !!
So you're still here, even insults can't stop you !
I don't have to put up with this. i refuse to have you reading about nothing at all. In Fact, I REFUSE TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU AT ALL !!
STOP READING !
No, I thought not. Had to read the last paragraph didn't you ? Couldn't resist it could you ! Yes this is the last paragraph because I refuse to write anymore. So There ! You have to push off now !
Good Riddance !
Ah Hah !
Caught you, you had to see if there was anymore didn't you !? Well this time there isn't, you HAVE to go and DO SOMETHING ELSE !! ( ha ha shove that in your left earhole )
( I knew you'd have to read that !! You're disgusting ! A whole three minutes gone and what did you learn ? what did you gain ? )
( Happy New Year to all my Blog Friends out there ) :)